The Ism Store
the world's first ideologic-apparel store
Welcome to The Ism Store, where how you think is how you look!
Are you searching for the latest beliefs and ideologies to take your group discussions to the next level? The Ism Store is here for you! We’ve got everything you need to turn heads, drop mics and serve burns, whether you’re looking for savvy socialism, coolio capitalism, angsty anarchism, chic communism, funky feminism or fast fascism. We provide all the trendy and upcycled Isms, with new ones dropping each month!
And when it comes to sizes, we are no ones to discriminate. At The Ism Store, we know we wear ideologies to cover our naked economic interests with fancy, attractive apparel. So whether you’re a bank size zero working class or a plus plus size oligarch, The Ism Store has got you covered (pun and plunge always intended).
Don’t trust us? See what our customer, Dhruvit, is saying:
“I had done everything by the book. I got a good degree, gave the best years of my life to finding a job, saved and spent on expensive diplomas but work had just disappeared from our town. For most of my early twenties, I did internships that didn’t turn into hiring, I tried vocations that didn’t stir any passions, I hustled as long as I could but it led me nowhere. And then, one day I visited The Ism Store and found Conservatism. The bold tones and vibrant fantasies of a glorious past were perfect for a night out with other peers of mine who were unemployed. Not only did we steal glances wherever we went, but Conservatism perfectly hid the stretch marks of my dreams and aspirations, and helped me find the confidence I needed to gain power, status and money that comes with owning the past our ancestors knit for me. The Ism Store literally turned my life around. I recently got a ticket to my favorite political party, and I’m already coming back to The Ism Store for their Conservatism mughal downFall Collection. If you haven’t tried this store yet, you don’t know what you’re missing out on.”
Still not convinced? Conservatism is just one of the many selections in our Right Line of apparels. Our other popular series include Libertarianism, Capitalism, Nationalism, Classism and Populism. In fact, every time you purchase both Capitalism and Nationalism, you get a catalog of Populism absolutely free! If you are the ruling classes, why not stop by and get your hands full before the unipolarity season sale ends?
And if you are the disempowered masses, why not elevate your discourse wardrobe to the next level with our stunning Centrism series?! Pay in moral currency, and get your hands on our most sought after range of clothings. From sleek and sophisticated virtue signaling to flowy, flowery whataboutery, if you are too poor to have profits, why not have the stilettos of superiority complex. The Centrism collection is all about mixing and matching different opinions, theory and praxis, based on momentary convenience and short-sighted moral wins. Comes with an ergonomic and pristine walking stick to help you take a stand without needing a spine.
At The Ism Store, we believe clothing was the start of all ideology. It was the big, bold differentiator of humans from animals, of men from women, of kings from soldiers, celebrities from fans, brahmins from dalits, and serfs from lords. But in a world increasingly globalized with all forms of divisions disappearing from what we wear, we are bringing ideology back to your closets! So whether you are a rich and edgy teen who needs the airy bandanas of our Anarcho-Syndicalism, or a curious and dreamy nerd who wants to slip into the cozy bowties of our Marxism, whether it's the privilege heels of Liberalism you seek, or the three hereditary threads of Casteism, we’ve got something for everyone.
So what are you waiting for? Visit The Ism Store today and leave feeling fabulous, intellectual and twitter-ready!
Remember: if nudism isn’t what you’re looking for, you gotta visit the Ism store!